Wino cosmetics - I don't look good, so you don't have to either

Ok I know I've been obsessing about Amy Winehouse lately. And I'd promised myself I wouldn't post anything about her for a while. But I just couldn't pass this one up. (God forgive)
According to The Sun, Amy will be launching her own cosmetics line. Yep, that's right. For only $19.99 you too could look less than a quarter of that amount.

From the article:

Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look.

I wonder if a set comes complete with drug-addicted husband, a pair of unwashed knickers and a monogrammed bong. 'Cos nothin says "crackwhore" like an Amy Winehouse makeover. Nothing.

I am a psychic

Yep. Amy Wino makes the news yet again. And this time ... it's personal.

According to this article from The Sun:

The mucky star has been living in the luxury London hotel since leaving rehab nearly two weeks ago and has refused to let in the cleaners.

Hotel management finally went into her room while Amy was performing at the Brits on Wednesday — and found at least £3,000 worth of damage in the executive suite.

Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor.

The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub.

Uh ... eww. You know, I was ok until the "unwashed knickers" part. Umm ... wash much, Amy? That alone made this story go from 'unwed welfare mother' to 'past her prime Hollywood hooker'. All I have to say is, you heard it here first. The woman is beyond scary.